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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

carnevore:

"Your paper must be more than one page long!"

carnevore:

"Your paper must be more than one page long!"

sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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super-natural-freak:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

I can confirm as boy that I do get the feel things for girls just like I get the feel things for pizza or any other food

iamthetwickster:

jmfthefirst:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

oh thank god, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang me

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