why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm.
ten is a real bro
that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends
ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE
he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse.
he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education